Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th October 2014

Dilbert//9312, first published twelve years ago on Monday 13th October 2014

Tags

accessories, busniess casual, clothing, dorks, fashion, new dress code, powerless, boring, sexually irrelevant, badeg, asexual trespasser

Official transcript

Dilbert: This is our new company dress code. We call it "Business Dorky."

Dogbert: I like it because it makes you look powerless, boring, and sexually irrelevant. Dilbert: They make me wear this badge so I don't look like an asexual trespasser. Dogbert: Accessories make the outfit.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS OUR NEW COMPANY DRESS CODE.

WE CALL IT "BUSINESS DORKY." I LIKE IT BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU LOOK POWERLESS, BORING, AND SEXUALLY IRRELEVANT.

THEY MAKE ME WEAR THIS BADGE SO I DON'T LOOK LIKE AN ASEXUAL TRESPASSER.

ACCESSORIES MAKE THE OUTFIT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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