Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th October 2014

Dilbert//9313, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 14th October 2014

Tags

anger, clothing, dress code, dress codes, fashion, matching, same outifits, ale, dfemale, slap to death

Official transcript

Dilbert: Hey, it's the first day of our new dress code and we wore exactly the same outfits! Alice: If you ever say that again I will rip out your tongue and use it to slap you to death. Dilbert: Is it because I wore it better?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF OUR NEW DRESS CODE AND WE WORE EXACTLY THE SAME OUTFITS!

IF YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN I WILL RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO SLAP YOU TO DEATH.

IS IT BECAUSE I WORE IT BETTER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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