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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th October 2014

Dilbert//9313, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 14th October 2014


Tags

anger, clothing, dress code, dress codes, fashion, matching, same outifits, ale, dfemale, slap to death


Official transcript

Dilbert: Hey, it's the first day of our new dress code and we wore exactly the same outfits! Alice: If you ever say that again I will rip out your tongue and use it to slap you to death. Dilbert: Is it because I wore it better?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HEY, IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF OUR NEW DRESS CODE AND WE WORE EXACTLY THE SAME OUTFITS!

IF YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN I WILL RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO SLAP YOU TO DEATH.

IS IT BECAUSE I WORE IT BETTER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dress Code Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his coworker, Wally, about a new dress code policy.

  • Scene 1: Dilbert and Wally discuss the new dress code, with Dilbert excited to wear the same outfit every day.
  • Scene 2: Wally expresses his concern about the dress code, stating that it will make him look like a "tongue-ripper" and a "slap-to-death" victim.
  • Scene 3: Dilbert responds by asking if the dress code is better, implying that it's worth the risk of being ridiculed.

Key Takeaways:

  • The comic strip highlights the absurdity of strict dress code policies and the humor that can be found in everyday workplace situations.
  • The conversation between Dilbert and Wally showcases their unique personalities and perspectives on the dress code.

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