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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th October 2014

Dilbert//9314, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 15th October 2014


Tags

blame, deadlines, originality, partnership, project milestones, toxic moron, incapable, original thought, same


Official transcript

Boss: You two have failed to meet your project milestones. Dilbert: That's because you paired me with a toxic moron who is incapable of having an original thought. Coworker: That happened to me, too.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU TWO HAVE FAILED TO MEET YOUR PROJECT MILESTONES.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU PAIRED ME WITH A TOXIC MORON WHO IS INCAPABLE OF HAVING AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT.

THAT HAPPENED TO ME, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Toxic Moron"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two individuals in an office setting. One person says, "You two have failed to meet your project milestones." The other responds, "That's because you paired me with a toxic moron who is incapable of having an original thought." The speaker then turns to the other person and says, "That happened to me, too."

Key Elements:

  • The conversation highlights the challenges of working with someone who is not capable of contributing to a project.
  • The use of the term "toxic moron" adds a humorous touch to the exchange.
  • The speaker's response implies that they have also experienced similar difficulties in the past.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the frustrations that can arise in a workplace setting.

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