Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th October 2014

Dilbert//9314, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 15th October 2014

Tags

blame, deadlines, originality, partnership, project milestones, toxic moron, incapable, original thought, same

Official transcript

Boss: You two have failed to meet your project milestones. Dilbert: That's because you paired me with a toxic moron who is incapable of having an original thought. Coworker: That happened to me, too.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU TWO HAVE FAILED TO MEET YOUR PROJECT MILESTONES.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU PAIRED ME WITH A TOXIC MORON WHO IS INCAPABLE OF HAVING AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT.

THAT HAPPENED TO ME, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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