Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd October 2014

Dilbert//9321, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 22nd October 2014

Tags

deception, investor, investors, pick up lines, start up idea, funding, saturday night drinks, date

Official transcript

Alice: An angel investor agreed to meet with me about my start-up idea. Dilbert: You need to be careful because he might be... Alice: We're meeting for drinks at his house on Saturday night. Dilbert: I'm socially inept and even I know that sounds wrong. Alice: He keeps texting to say he can't wait to fund me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AN ANGEL INVESTOR AGREED TO MEET WITH ME ABOUT MY STARTUP IDEA.

YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE...

WE'RE MEETING FOR DRINKS AT HIS HOUSE ON SATURDAY NIGHT.

I'M SOCIALLY INEPT AND EVEN I KNOW THAT SOUNDS WRONG.

HE KEEPS TEXTING TO SAY HE CAN'T WAIT TO FUND ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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