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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd October 2014

Dilbert//9322, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 23rd October 2014


Tags

blackmail, morality, morals, angel investor, pantless, drunk, photos, phone camera, million dollar seed investment, tie score


Official transcript

Alice: I met with that angel investor at his house and he answered the door pantsless and drunk. So I snapped a few photos with my phone and secured a million-dollar seed investment. Was that wrong? Dilbert: Let's call it a tie.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I MET WITH THAT ANGEL INVESTOR AT HIS HOUSE AND HE ANSWERED THE DOOR PANTLESS AND DRUNK.

SO I SNAPPED A FEW PHOTOS WITH MY PHONE AND SECURED A MILLION-DOLLAR SEED INVESTMENT.

WAS THAT WRONG?

LET'S CALL IT A TIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Angel Investor"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, and his encounter with an angel investor. The conversation begins with the investor asking Dilbert about his house door, which he has answered while drunk. Dilbert then shares his recent experience of taking photos with his phone to secure a million-dollar seed investment.

However, the conversation takes an unexpected turn when the investor asks if it was a tie. This exchange highlights the absurdity of the situation, as Dilbert's response implies that he has no idea what the investor is referring to. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of angel investors and the challenges of navigating complex conversations.

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