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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd October 2014

Dilbert//9322, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 23rd October 2014


Tags

blackmail, morality, morals, angel investor, pantless, drunk, photos, phone camera, million dollar seed investment, tie score


Official transcript

Alice: I met with that angel investor at his house and he answered the door pantsless and drunk. So I snapped a few photos with my phone and secured a million-dollar seed investment. Was that wrong? Dilbert: Let's call it a tie.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I MET WITH THAT ANGEL INVESTOR AT HIS HOUSE AND HE ANSWERED THE DOOR PANTLESS AND DRUNK.

SO I SNAPPED A FEW PHOTOS WITH MY PHONE AND SECURED A MILLION-DOLLAR SEED INVESTMENT.

WAS THAT WRONG?

LET'S CALL IT A TIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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