Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th October 2014

Dilbert//9326, first published twelve years ago on Monday 27th October 2014

Tags

advertising, deception, graphic design, graphic designers, marketing, a_b testing, design options, skill set, random behavior, talent, secrets, business

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Graphic Designer

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GRAPHIC DESIGNER I'LL DO SOME A-B TESTING WITH THE DESIGN OPTIONS YOU PROVIDED.

INTERESTINGLY, THE FACT THAT YOU CAN'T PREDICT WHICH DESIGN WILL PERFORM BEST MEANS YOUR SKILL SET IS MOSTLY RANDOM BEHAVIOR THAT YOU PACKAGE AS TALENT.

THIS WORKS BETTER IF I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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