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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th October 2014

Dilbert//9327, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 28th October 2014


Tags

3 months, multiple projects, multitasking, projects, waiting, work ethic, patience


Official transcript

Coworker: Three months. That's how long I have been waiting for you to do your part of the project. Wally: Perhaps you don't realize how many projects I'm on. Coworker: Have you done any work for the other projects? Wally: That would defeat the point of having multiple projects.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THREE MONTHS.

THAT'S HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO DO YOUR PART OF THE PROJECT.

PERHAPS YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MANY PROJECTS I'M ON.

HAVE YOU DONE ANY WORK FOR THE OTHER PROJECTS?

THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE POINT OF HAVING MULTIPLE PROJECTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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