Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th October 2014

Dilbert//9327, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 28th October 2014

Tags

3 months, multiple projects, multitasking, projects, waiting, work ethic, patience

Official transcript

Coworker: Three months. That's how long I have been waiting for you to do your part of the project. Wally: Perhaps you don't realize how many projects I'm on. Coworker: Have you done any work for the other projects? Wally: That would defeat the point of having multiple projects.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THREE MONTHS.

THAT'S HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO DO YOUR PART OF THE PROJECT.

PERHAPS YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MANY PROJECTS I'M ON.

HAVE YOU DONE ANY WORK FOR THE OTHER PROJECTS?

THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE POINT OF HAVING MULTIPLE PROJECTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Never-Ending Project"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a conversation between a manager and an employee, highlighting the challenges of managing multiple projects.
• The manager asks the employee how many projects they are currently working on, and the employee responds that they have been waiting for three months to start their part of the project.
• The manager then asks if the employee has done any work for the other projects, and the employee replies that they would defeat the point of having multiple projects if they did.
• The comic strip humorously illustrates the frustration and inefficiency that can arise when managing multiple projects simultaneously.

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