Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th October 2014

Dilbert//9328, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 29th October 2014

Tags

morning, morning people, sleepiness, sleepy, waking up, prodcutive, early, brushed teeth, face cream, confused

Official transcript

Alice: I'm trying to turn myself into a morning person so I can be more productive. I've been getting up at 4:30 every day, and so far, so good. Dilbert: So... no problems at all? Alice: Nothing huge. I've brushed my teeth with face cream a few times.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM TRYING TO TURN MYSELF INTO A MORNING PERSON SO I CAN BE MORE PRODUCTIVE.

IVE BEEN GETTING UP AT 4:30 EVERY DAY, AND SO FAR, SO GOOD.

SO... NO PROBLEMS AT ALL?

NOTHING HUGE. IVE BRUSHED MY TEETH WITH FACE CREAM A FEW TIMES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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