Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th October 2014

Dilbert//9328, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 29th October 2014

Tags

morning, morning people, sleepiness, sleepy, waking up, prodcutive, early, brushed teeth, face cream, confused

Official transcript

Alice: I'm trying to turn myself into a morning person so I can be more productive. I've been getting up at 4:30 every day, and so far, so good. Dilbert: So... no problems at all? Alice: Nothing huge. I've brushed my teeth with face cream a few times.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM TRYING TO TURN MYSELF INTO A MORNING PERSON SO I CAN BE MORE PRODUCTIVE.

IVE BEEN GETTING UP AT 4:30 EVERY DAY, AND SO FAR, SO GOOD.

SO... NO PROBLEMS AT ALL?

NOTHING HUGE. IVE BRUSHED MY TEETH WITH FACE CREAM A FEW TIMES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Morning Person"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the daily routine of Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle. The story begins with Dilbert's attempt to turn himself into a morning person, as he struggles to be more productive. However, his efforts are thwarted by his lack of motivation and the fact that he has been getting up at 4:30 every day, only to achieve nothing.

As the day progresses, Dilbert becomes increasingly frustrated with his lack of progress. He tries to brush his teeth with face cream, but this only leads to more problems. Despite his best efforts, Dilbert is unable to overcome his struggles and ultimately ends up feeling defeated.

Throughout the strip, the humor is dry and witty, with Dilbert's deadpan reactions providing much of the comedic relief. The artwork is simple yet effective, with bold lines and bright colors that bring the characters to life.

Overall, "Morning Person" is a relatable and humorous take on the challenges of trying to become a morning person. It pokes fun at the idea that we can simply will ourselves to be more productive, and instead highlights the difficulties and frustrations that can come with trying to make a change.

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