Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st October 2014
Dilbert//9330, first published twelve years ago on Friday 31st October 2014
Tags
annoy, annoyance, corpse, escalade, experience, inexperience, murder, premeditated murder, prototype, scientific, strangle, boss
Official transcript
Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Inexperienced Guy
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
INEXPERIENCED GUY CAN YOU ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR PRODUCT PROTOTYPE?
NO, BUT I WOULD BE HAPPY TO STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN LANYARD AND PUT YOUR CORPSE IN MY BOSS'S ESCALADE TO FRAME HIM FOR THE CRIME.
THAT SCENARIO IS ALARMINGLY SPECIFIC.
FOR THIS SORT OF THING, PREMEDITATED IS THE WAY TO GO.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Product Prototype"
Summary:
The comic strip features a conversation between an inexperienced man and a woman at a desk. The man asks about the product prototype, and the woman responds with a cryptic message, stating that if he wants to learn more, he must put his own lanyard and a corpse in the boss's escalade and frame him for the crime. The man is taken aback by the absurdity of the request and asks if this is the only way to go. The woman replies that it is indeed the only way to go, leaving the man perplexed.
Key Elements:
- The conversation is set in a workplace setting, with the woman sitting at a desk and the man approaching her.
- The woman's response is unexpected and unconventional, using a crime scenario as a metaphor for learning about the product prototype.
- The man's reaction is one of confusion and skepticism, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate culture and the ways in which people may go about learning about new products or technologies.
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