Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st October 2014

Dilbert//9330, first published twelve years ago on Friday 31st October 2014

Tags

annoy, annoyance, corpse, escalade, experience, inexperience, murder, premeditated murder, prototype, scientific, strangle, boss

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Inexperienced Guy

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

INEXPERIENCED GUY CAN YOU ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR PRODUCT PROTOTYPE?

NO, BUT I WOULD BE HAPPY TO STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN LANYARD AND PUT YOUR CORPSE IN MY BOSS'S ESCALADE TO FRAME HIM FOR THE CRIME.

THAT SCENARIO IS ALARMINGLY SPECIFIC.

FOR THIS SORT OF THING, PREMEDITATED IS THE WAY TO GO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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