Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st November 2014

Dilbert//9331, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 1st November 2014

Tags

cell phones, distraction, frustration, multitasking, phone, smart phones, playing, karma, wishing death

Official transcript

Dilbert: I would like to thank each of you for playing with your phones and not listening to a word I said all meeting. I hope karma is a real thing and frozen lavatory debris from airplanes kills each of you. Alice: What was he going on about? Wally: Beats me. I'm not much of a multitasker.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH OF YOU FOR PLAYING WITH YOUR PHONES AND NOT LISTENING TO A WORD I SAID ALL MEETING.

I HOPE KARMA IS A REAL THING AND FROZEN LAVATORY DEBRIS FROM AIRPLANES KILLS EACH OF YOU.

WHAT WAS HE GOING ON ABOUT?

BEATS ME.

IM NOT MUCH OF A MULTI- TASKER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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