Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd November 2014

Dilbert//9333, first published twelve years ago on Monday 3rd November 2014

Tags

bad karma, cereal, demon, devil, fear, insufficient light, laziness, leftover cereal, managing vibe, menace, spoon

Official transcript

Phil: I am Phil, The Prince of Insufficient Light. I got a report that you wished bad karma upon your co-workers. Dilbert: You would put off a more menacing vibe if you didn't have leftover cereal in your pitchspoon. Phil: I was really hungry and I didn't feel like emptying the dishwasher. Dilbert: We've all been there.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM PHIL, THE PRINCE OF INSUFFICIENT LIGHT.

I GOT A REPORT THAT YOU WISHED BAD KARMA UPON YOUR COWORKERS.

YOU WOULD PUT OFF A MORE MENACING VIBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE LEFTOVER CEREAL IN YOUR PITCHSPOON.

I WAS REALLY HUNGRY AND I DIDNT FEEL LIKE EMPTYING THE DISHWASHER.

WEVE ALL BEEN THERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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