Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th November 2014

Dilbert//9334, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 4th November 2014

Tags

blame, ceos, cnbc, executives, home address, layoffs, new prodcuts, product, quarterly, zero

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Kills Sales

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR SALES FOR THE QUARTER ARE ZERO.

$0 BECAUSE I MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED ON CNBC THAT WE HAVE A BETTER, CHEAPER MODEL COMING SOON.

SO... GREAT JOB ON THE NEW PRODUCT.

AND I NEED TO FIRE HALF OF YOU SO IT LOOKS AS IF I DO THINGS.

WHAT IS YOUR HOME ADDRESS?

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