Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th November 2014

Dilbert//9335, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 5th November 2014

Tags

ceos, leadership, obliviousness, public speaking, media, zero sales, staff resigned, fireing, wisdom, entertainment

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Kills Sales

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR SALES DROPPED TO ZERO BECAUSE YOU TOLD THE MEDIA WE HAVE A BETTER PRODUCT COMING SOON AND 95% OF THE STAFF RESIGNED BECAUSE YOU ANNOUNCED PLANS TO FIRE 50% OF THEM.

MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU NEVER SPOKE TO ANYONE AGAIN.

HOW WOULD PEOPLE GET MY WISDOM?

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