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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th November 2014

Dilbert//9340, first published twelve years ago on Monday 10th November 2014

Work Harder Than The Competition


Tags

competitors, executives, helicopter, hypocrisy, hypocrite, rich people, super yacht, work ethic, work harder


Official transcript

CEO: We can only succeed if we work harder than our competitors! Oops, gotta go. My helicopter is here to take me to my massage appointment on my superyacht. Stop staring at me. I only have to work harder than other CEOs.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE CAN ONLY SUCCEED IF WE WORK HARDER THAN OUR COMPETITORS!

OOPS, GOTTA GO.

MY HELICOPTER IS HERE TO TAKE ME TO MY MASSAGE APPOINTMENT ON MY SUPER YACHT.

STOP STARING AT ME. I ONLY HAVE TO WORK HARDER THAN THE OTHER CEOS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Work Harder Than Competitors"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on corporate life. In this strip, Dilbert is shown to be working harder than his competitors, but he's not satisfied with his efforts. He decides to take a helicopter to his massage appointment on his superyacht, indicating that he's willing to go to great lengths to demonstrate his superiority.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is working harder than his competitors.
  • He's not satisfied with his efforts and wants to show off his success.
  • He takes a helicopter to his massage appointment on his superyacht.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate competition and the lengths people will go to to prove themselves.

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