Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th November 2014

Dilbert//9340, first published twelve years ago on Monday 10th November 2014

Work Harder Than The Competition

Tags

competitors, executives, helicopter, hypocrisy, hypocrite, rich people, super yacht, work ethic, work harder

Official transcript

CEO: We can only succeed if we work harder than our competitors! Oops, gotta go. My helicopter is here to take me to my massage appointment on my superyacht. Stop staring at me. I only have to work harder than other CEOs.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CAN ONLY SUCCEED IF WE WORK HARDER THAN OUR COMPETITORS!

OOPS, GOTTA GO.

MY HELICOPTER IS HERE TO TAKE ME TO MY MASSAGE APPOINTMENT ON MY SUPER YACHT.

STOP STARING AT ME. I ONLY HAVE TO WORK HARDER THAN THE OTHER CEOS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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