Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th November 2014

Dilbert//9341, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 11th November 2014

Ted Retires And Dies Same Day

Tags

cruelty, death, managers, retirement, conincidence, luck, retired, dropped dead, overworked, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Ted is dead

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED RETIRED YESTERDAY AND DROPPED DEAD THIS MORNING.

YOU WORKED HIM TO DEATH WITH PERFECT TIMING. NICELY DONE.

UNLESS IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, HITTING THE EXACT DAY WAS JUST LUCK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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