Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th November 2014

Dilbert//9343, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 13th November 2014

Memorial Service For Ted

Tags

funerals, memorial, cake, ballons, tasteful, mime, pretend, invisible box, hire entertainment, clueless

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Ted is dead

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO ORGANIZE SOME SORT OF MEMORIAL THING FOR FRED.

YOU MEAN TED.

IM THINKING CAKE AND BALLOONS IN THE BREAK ROOM.

IS THAT TASTEFUL ENOUGH?

I COULD HIRE A MIME TO PRETEND HE'S IN AN INVISIBLE BOX.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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