Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th November 2014

Dilbert//9344, first published twelve years ago on Friday 14th November 2014

Hiring A Co Ceo

Tags

ceos, executives, wages, work ethic, co ceo, break tie, manioulate, pay, hire, split salary, money

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO dies and is reborn

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO HIRE A CO-CEO TO SHARE THE JOB WITH ME.

I ASSUME YOU KNOW THAT HAVING A CO-CEO DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET PAID THE SAME WHILE WORKING HALF AS MUCH.

CAN I FIRE YOU?

NO, WE NEED A THIRD CEO TO BREAK THE TIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Co-CEO Conundrum"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a CEO and a potential co-CEO candidate. The CEO explains that having a co-CEO does not mean equal pay, but rather working half as much. The candidate is intrigued and asks if they can fire the CEO. The CEO responds that they need a third CEO to break the tie, leading to a humorous exchange.

Key Points:

• The CEO proposes a co-CEO arrangement with unequal pay and work hours.
• The candidate is interested but asks about firing the CEO.
• The CEO reveals the need for a third CEO to break ties, leading to a comedic twist.

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