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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th November 2014

Dilbert//9350, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 20th November 2014

Board Offers Dogbert Severence Package


Tags

avarice, compensation, executives, golden parachute, greed, money, wages


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO dies and is reborn

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO THE BOARD HAS APPROVED A $100 MILLION GOLDEN PARACHUTE IF YOU QUIT NOW.

$100 MILLION?!!!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE ON THAT?

YOU INSULT ME!

THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR DOING NOTHING.

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I SPEND MORE THAN THAT ON SOFT CHEESE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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