Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th November 2014

Dilbert//9350, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 20th November 2014

Board Offers Dogbert Severence Package

Tags

avarice, compensation, executives, golden parachute, greed, money, wages

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO dies and is reborn

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO THE BOARD HAS APPROVED A $100 MILLION GOLDEN PARACHUTE IF YOU QUIT NOW.

$100 MILLION?!!!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE ON THAT?

YOU INSULT ME!

THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR DOING NOTHING.

!

I SPEND MORE THAN THAT ON SOFT CHEESE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the CEO"

Summary:

• The CEO, Dogbert, announces that the board has approved a $100 million golden parachute if he quits now.
• Dogbert is insulted by the suggestion and responds with sarcasm, stating that he spends more on soft cheese than the proposed amount.
• The conversation highlights Dogbert's confidence and wit in the face of criticism.

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