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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th November 2014

Dilbert//9349, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 19th November 2014

Wally Does Ceo Job For 10%


Tags

deception, money, wages, work ethic, annual pay, deal, split work, salary, work percentage, pass the buck


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO dies and is reborn

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO I WILL GIVE YOU 10% OF MY ANNUAL PAY IF YOU DO 100% OF MY JOB FOR ME.

10% OF MY PAY AS CEO IS STILL A LOT OF MONEY.

I'LL DO IT.

I'LL GIVE YOU 10% OF WHAT HE'S PAYING ME IF YOU DO 100% OF HIS WORK PLUS MINE. IT'S STILL A LOT OF MONEY.

I'M IN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the CEO"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts Dogbert, a character from the popular "Dilbert" comic strip, as the CEO of a company.
  • Dogbert offers an unusual employment arrangement to his employees, where he will give them 10% of his annual pay if they do 100% of their job for him.
  • The employee is initially hesitant but eventually agrees to the deal.
  • However, when Dogbert explains that he will give them 10% of what he's paying them if they do 100% of his work plus mine, the employee becomes confused and questions the logic of the arrangement.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate culture and the sometimes illogical nature of business deals.

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