Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th November 2014

Dilbert//9357, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 27th November 2014

Planning To Lose

Tags

failure, insulting, planning, business plan, plan for failure, losers, angry, same page

Official transcript

Dilbert: If our business plan fails, do we have a plan for that? Boss: Only losers plan for failure. Dilbert: I think we're on the same page, but for some reason you're angry about it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF OUR BUSINESS PLAN FAILS, DO WE HAVE A PLAN FOR THAT?

ONLY LOSERS PLAN FOR FAILURE.

I THINK WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE, BUT FOR SOME REASON YOU'RE ANGRY ABOUT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Angry About It"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of employees gathered around a conference table, engaged in a discussion about their business plan. One employee asks if they have a plan for their business plan failing, to which another responds that only losers plan for failure. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when the speaker reveals that they are on the same page, but for a different reason - they are angry about it. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate culture and the tendency for employees to prioritize anger over constructive planning.

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