Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th November 2014

Dilbert//9357, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 27th November 2014

Planning To Lose

Tags

failure, insulting, planning, business plan, plan for failure, losers, angry, same page

Official transcript

Dilbert: If our business plan fails, do we have a plan for that? Boss: Only losers plan for failure. Dilbert: I think we're on the same page, but for some reason you're angry about it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF OUR BUSINESS PLAN FAILS, DO WE HAVE A PLAN FOR THAT?

ONLY LOSERS PLAN FOR FAILURE.

I THINK WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE, BUT FOR SOME REASON YOU'RE ANGRY ABOUT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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