Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th November 2014

Dilbert//9358, first published twelve years ago on Friday 28th November 2014

How You Should Have Engineered It

Tags

criticism, engineering, pessimism

Official transcript

Dilbert: Let's skip to the part where I tell you how you should have engineered it instead of whatever you did. Coworker: You don't know what I did. Dilbert: I have five minutes to pretend that matters. Coworker: That's all I need.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S SKIP TO THE PART WHERE I TELL YOU HOW YOU SHOULD HAVE ENGINEERED IT INSTEAD OF WHATEVER YOU DID.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID.

I HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO PRETEND THAT MATTERS.

THAT'S ALL I NEED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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