Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th December 2014

Dilbert//9366, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 6th December 2014

No More Than Eight People In A Meeting

Tags

autobiography, executives, ghost writers, quote, quotes, co author, meetings, rules

Official transcript

Dilbert: Your rule is that no more than eight people should attend a meeting, so I can't let you sit down. CEO: When did I say that? Dilbert: It was in a book you co-wrote. CEO: I knew I should have skimmed that thing. Dilbert: Your unknown co-author is quite wise.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR RULE IS THAT NO MORE THAN EIGHT PEOPLE SHOULD ATTEND A MEETING, SO I CAN'T LET YOU SIT DOWN.

WHEN DID I SAY THAT?

IT WAS IN A BOOK YOU CO- WROTE.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SKIMMED THAT THING.

YOUR UNKNOWN COAUTHOR IS QUITE WISE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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