Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th December 2014

Dilbert//9367, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 7th December 2014

Tags

chakras, compatibility, dancing, dating, yoga, risk, guzzle wine, live music, chakra energy, hives, hate dance, relationships

Official transcript

Woman: I like dancing and... Dilbert: I'm out. I avoid any relationship that has a risk of dancing. Woman: You're rejecting me because I like to dance? Dilbert: Yeah, it would start out all innocent... but two months into it you'd be guzzling wine and dragging me toward live music. Then you'd start doing all this... and this... and some of this... Woman: I also enjoy doing yoga to release my chakra energy. Does that bother you? Dilbert: I think I'm getting hives.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LIKE DANCING AND...

OUT.

I AVOID ANY RELATIONSHIP THAT HAS A RISK OF DANCING.

YOU'RE REJECTING ME BECAUSE I LIKE TO DANCE?

YEAH, IT WOULD START OUT ALL INNOCENT...

BUT TWO MONTHS INTO IT YOU'D BE GUZZLING WINE AND DRAGGING ME TOWARD LIVE MUSIC.

THEN YOU'D START DOING ALL THIS... AND THIS... AND SOME OF THIS...

I ALSO ENJOY DOING YOGA TO RELEASE MY CHAKRA ENERGY.

DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?

I THINK I'M GETTING HIVES

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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