Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th December 2014

Dilbert//9368, first published twelve years ago on Monday 8th December 2014

Wally Working In The Cloud

Tags

deception, laziness, the cloud, work ethic, software, issues, cell coverage, home, doing nothing, engineering

Official transcript

Wally: If you need me, I'll be in the cloud fixing a software issue. There's no cell coverage in the cloud, so it might seem to you as if I am at home doing nothing. If you need me, I'll be at home doing nothing. Dilbert: Why would anyone need you?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN THE CLOUD FIXING A SOFTWARE ISSUE.

THERE'S NO CELL COVERAGE IN THE CLOUD, SO IT MIGHT SEEM TO YOU AS IF I AM AT HOME DOING NOTHING.

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE AT HOME DOING NOTHING.

WHY WOULD ANYONE NEED YOU?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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