Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th December 2014

Dilbert//9370, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 10th December 2014

Wally's Air Bag

Tags

air bags, laziness, work ethic, underpants, accidental asignments, system, offcie, work, employees, business

Official transcript

Wally: I added air bags to my underpants to avoid accidental assignments. Boss: Hey, Wally, I need you to... BAM!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ADDED AIR BAGS TO MY UNDERPANTS TO AVOID ACCIDENTAL ASSIGNMENTS HEY, WALLY, I NEED YOU TO..

BAN!

MAYBE I'LL ASK SOMEONE ELSE.

THE SYSTEM WORKS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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