Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th December 2014

Dilbert//9371, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 11th December 2014

Wally Uses Misdirection

Tags

anger, criticism, work ethic, misguided, whip to death, intestines, nap time, elaborate cruelty

Official transcript

Wally: I would love to help you, Alice, but Dilbert says everything you are doing is misguided. Alice: What? I will whip him to death with his own intestines! Wally: Can you either do that quietly or wait until after my nap time?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU, ALICE, BUT DILBERT SAYS EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING IS MISGUIDED WHAT? I WILL WHIP HIM TO DEATH WITH HIS OWN INTESTINES!

CAN YOU EITHER DO THAT QUIETLY OR WAIT UNTIL AFTER MY NAP TIME?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Whipping Him to Death with His Own Intestines"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, an office worker, and Alice, his co-worker. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking Alice for help, but she responds by saying everything he is doing is misguided. Dilbert then asks if she will whip him to death with his own intestines, and Alice agrees to do so quietly or wait until after her nap time. The comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the office environment and the absurdity of workplace interactions.

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