Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th December 2014

Dilbert//9371, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 11th December 2014

Wally Uses Misdirection

Tags

anger, criticism, work ethic, misguided, whip to death, intestines, nap time, elaborate cruelty

Official transcript

Wally: I would love to help you, Alice, but Dilbert says everything you are doing is misguided. Alice: What? I will whip him to death with his own intestines! Wally: Can you either do that quietly or wait until after my nap time?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU, ALICE, BUT DILBERT SAYS EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING IS MISGUIDED WHAT? I WILL WHIP HIM TO DEATH WITH HIS OWN INTESTINES!

CAN YOU EITHER DO THAT QUIETLY OR WAIT UNTIL AFTER MY NAP TIME?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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