Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th December 2014

Dilbert//9372, first published twelve years ago on Friday 12th December 2014

Wally's Analysis Is No Longer Needed

Tags

work ethic, analysis, work, gibberish, separate issue, secretary, offcie, cubicle, science

Official transcript

Wally: Here's the analysis you asked me to do. Coworker: Oops. I forgot to tell you, I don't need this anymore. Wally: What? I did all of that work for nothing? Coworker: Wait... this is nothing but... gibberish. Wally: That is a separate issue.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S THE ANALYSIS YOU ASKED ME TO DO.

OOPS.

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, I DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE.

WHAT? I DID ALL OF THAT WORK FOR NOTHING?

WAIT..

THIS IS NOTHING BUT GIBBERISH.

THAT IS A SEPARATE ISSUE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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