Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th December 2014

Dilbert//9372, first published twelve years ago on Friday 12th December 2014

Wally's Analysis Is No Longer Needed

Tags

work ethic, analysis, work, gibberish, separate issue, secretary, offcie, cubicle, science

Official transcript

Wally: Here's the analysis you asked me to do. Coworker: Oops. I forgot to tell you, I don't need this anymore. Wally: What? I did all of that work for nothing? Coworker: Wait... this is nothing but... gibberish. Wally: That is a separate issue.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S THE ANALYSIS YOU ASKED ME TO DO.

OOPS.

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, I DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE.

WHAT? I DID ALL OF THAT WORK FOR NOTHING?

WAIT..

THIS IS NOTHING BUT GIBBERISH.

THAT IS A SEPARATE ISSUE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Analysis You Asked For"

Summary:

• A manager asks an employee to provide an analysis, but the employee forgets to do so.
• When the manager reminds the employee, the employee claims to have done all the work, but it's a separate issue.
• The manager is frustrated and asks the employee to explain what they did.
• The employee responds with gibberish, leaving the manager confused.

Key Points:

• The comic strip highlights the frustration that can occur when employees fail to meet expectations.
• The employee's response of "gibberish" adds to the comedic effect of the situation.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the common workplace scenario of employees not following through on tasks.

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