Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th December 2014

Dilbert//9375, first published twelve years ago on Monday 15th December 2014

Financial Advisor Keeps Him Waiting

Tags

finances, financial advisor, investing, knowledge, money, personal finance

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - The Financial Advisor

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FINANCIAL ADVISOR YOU KEPT ME WAITING IN THE LOBBY FOR FIVE MINUTES.

SO I USED THAT TIME TO LEARN EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS IN THE FIELD OF PERSONAL INVESTING.

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH?

DID NOT KNOW THAT.

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