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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th December 2014

Dilbert//9375, first published twelve years ago on Monday 15th December 2014

Financial Advisor Keeps Him Waiting


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finances, financial advisor, investing, knowledge, money, personal finance


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - The Financial Advisor

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FINANCIAL ADVISOR YOU KEPT ME WAITING IN THE LOBBY FOR FIVE MINUTES.

SO I USED THAT TIME TO LEARN EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS IN THE FIELD OF PERSONAL INVESTING.

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH?

DID NOT KNOW THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Personal Investing"

Summary:

  • A financial advisor meets with a client who has been waiting for five minutes.
  • The client claims to have learned everything they need to know about personal investing in that time.
  • The advisor is skeptical and asks if the client knows how much money they have.
  • The client is unsure, indicating a lack of understanding of personal investing.

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