Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th December 2014

Dilbert//9376, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 16th December 2014

Financial Advisor Is Surprised At How Easy It Is

Tags

financial advisor, investing, money, stock market, swindling, convertible notes, preferred stock, call options, career ambition, ginat mosquito

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - The Financial Advisor

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FINANCIAL ADVISOR CONVERTIBLE NOTES...

PREFERRED STOCK...

MUNICIPAL BONDS COVERED CALL OPTIONS.

THESE ARE THINGS YOU CAN NEVER HOPE TO UNDERSTAND. SO TRUST ME AND TRY TO FORGET THAT MY ONLY CAREER AMBITION IS TO DRAIN YOUR ACCOUNT LIKE A GIANT MOSQUITO.

THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE.

I'M ALWAYS SURPRISED AT HOW EASY THIS IS

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