Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th December 2014

Dilbert//9377, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 17th December 2014

Wally Thinks About Strategic Planning

Tags

deception, hallucinations, strategic planners, future, pretend, different happens, visualize, game, work, planning

Official transcript

Wally: I'm thinking of getting into the strategic planning game. If I understand the job description, you basically hallucinate about the future and then something different happens. Dilbert: You also have to pretend it's useful. Wally: Really? That sounds hard.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THINKING OF GETTING INTO THE STRATEGIC PLANNING GAME.

IF I UNDERSTAND THE JOB DESCRIPTION, YOU BASICALLY HALLUCINATE ABOUT THE FUTURE AND THEN SOMETHING DIFFERENT HAPPENS.

YOU ALSO HAVE TO PRETEND IT'S USEFUL.

REALLY?

THAT SOUNDS HARD

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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