Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th December 2014

Dilbert//9379, first published twelve years ago on Friday 19th December 2014

Carol Says Dilbert Had A Vacuuming Accident

Tags

excuses, lying, tardiness, traffic, vacuum, freak accident, vacuuming naked, bad traffic

Official transcript

Carol: Dilbert called to say he'd be late for your meeting. He said something about having a freak accident while vacuuming naked. Dilbert: Did you tell him traffic was bad? Carol: More or less.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CALLED TO SAY HE'D BE LATE FOR YOUR MEETING.

HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING A FREAK ACCIDENT WHILE VACUUMING NAKED.

DID YOU TELL HIM TRAFFIC WAS BAD?

MORE OR LESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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