Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th December 2014

Dilbert//9380, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 20th December 2014

Tina Spreads Rumors About Dilbert

Tags

rumor mill, rumors, freak accident, naked, vacuuming, spread rumors, coffee machine, gossip, office, self preservation

Official transcript

Tina: I heard you had a freak accident while vacuuming your house naked. Dilbert: That's a rumor. I don't know how that stuff spreads. Tina: Now I feel a little bad that I told thirty people.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU HAD A FREAK ACCIDENT WHILE VACUUMING YOUR HOUSE NAKED.

THAT'S A RUMOR.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT STUFF SPREADS.

NOW I FEEL A LITTLE BAD THAT I TOLD THIRTY PEOPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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