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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th December 2014

Dilbert//9390, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 30th December 2014

Reduces Decisions


Tags

attractive, clothes, clothing, dating, deciding, decisions, eliminates decisons, fine tuning, system, tube clothes, relationships


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I ONLY WEAR TUBE CLOTHES NOW BECAUSE IT REDUCES MY NUMBER OF DAILY DECISIONS.

YOU MEAN DECISIONS SUCH AS .. WHERE TO GO ON A DATE?

BECAUSE I DON'T SEE THAT COMING UP.

I'M STILL FINE - TUNING THE SYSTEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tube Clothes and Decision-Making"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the conversation between Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a large head, and his coworker, Alice, who is also bespectacled.

  • Alice: "I only wear tube clothes now because it reduces my number of daily decisions."
  • Dilbert: "You mean decisions such as... where to go on a date?"
  • Alice: "Because I don't see that coming up."
  • Dilbert: "I'm still fine-tuning the system."

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of decision-making in modern life, with Alice's use of tube clothes serving as a metaphor for simplifying her choices.

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