Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st December 2014

Dilbert//9391, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 31st December 2014

Does Online Dating

Tags

dating, internet dating, low standards, online dating, triple threat, six feet tall, hair, height, job, business, relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT 9,752 RESPONSES ON THIS DATING SITE AND I HAVENT EVEN COMPLETED MY PROFILE.

ALL I SAID IS THAT IM SIX FEET TALL, I HAVE HAIR AND A JOB.

MEANWHILE, EVERYWHERE HAIR... HEIGHT JOB!

TRIPLE THREAT!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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