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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st December 2014

Dilbert//9391, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 31st December 2014

Does Online Dating


Tags

dating, internet dating, low standards, online dating, triple threat, six feet tall, hair, height, job, business, relationships


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I GOT 9,752 RESPONSES ON THIS DATING SITE AND I HAVENT EVEN COMPLETED MY PROFILE.

ALL I SAID IS THAT IM SIX FEET TALL, I HAVE HAIR AND A JOB.

MEANWHILE, EVERYWHERE HAIR... HEIGHT JOB!

TRIPLE THREAT!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Meanwhile, Everywhere"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a man's frustration with online dating, despite receiving numerous responses to his profile. He is shown sitting on a couch, holding a phone and looking at a response from a woman who claims to be six feet tall, have hair and a job. The man is skeptical, as he believes this is a common trait among many women.

Key Points:

  • The man has received 9,752 responses to his dating profile.
  • He is skeptical of the women's claims, as he believes they are common traits.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that women often exaggerate their physical characteristics in their profiles.
  • The title "Meanwhile, Everywhere" suggests that this is a common experience for many men in the dating world.

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