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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th January 2015

Dilbert//9400, first published 11 years ago on Friday 9th January 2015

Love Me For My Mind


Tags

dating, love, priorities, relationships, vanilla scented lotion, mind


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Tube Clothes

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT A GUY WHO LOVES ME FOR ME, AND NOT FOR THE WAY I LOOK ... OR THE THINGS I DO.

THAT DOESN'T LEAVE ME MUCH TO WORK WITH. CAN I LOVE YOU FOR YOUR MONEY AND YOUR VANILLA- SCENTED BODY LOTION?

YOU COULD LOVE ME FOR MY MIND.

THAT MIGHT HAVE WORKED TWO MINUTES AGO ...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Love and Vanilla Scented Body Lotion"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a woman and a man, where she expresses her desire for him to love her for who she is, rather than her physical appearance.
  • The woman asks the man to love her for her money and vanilla-scented body lotion, which he initially rejects.
  • However, when he is reminded of a past incident where he worked two minutes ago, he suddenly becomes interested in her.
  • The strip satirizes the idea that people often prioritize superficial qualities over genuine affection and connection.

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