Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th January 2015

Dilbert//9401, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 10th January 2015

Topping Our Of Category

Tags

competition, hyperbole, lying, topping, sleepless, kung fu, divert asteroid, c=ollison, collision course

Official transcript

Alice: I only slept three hours last night. Topper: That's nothing! I used kunk fu to divert an asteroid that was on a collision course with Earth. Alice: Topping needs to be in the same category! Topper: Only if you're bad at it! Hoo-ha!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ONLY SLEPT THREE HOURS LAST NIGHT.

THAT'S NOTHING!

I USED KUNG FU TO DIVERT AN ASTEROID THAT WAS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH EARTH.

TOPPING NEEDS TO BE IN THE SAME CATEGORY!

ONLY IF YOU'RE BAD AT IT!

HOO-HA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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