Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th January 2015

Dilbert//9401, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 10th January 2015

Topping Our Of Category

Tags

competition, hyperbole, lying, topping, sleepless, kung fu, divert asteroid, c=ollison, collision course

Official transcript

Alice: I only slept three hours last night. Topper: That's nothing! I used kunk fu to divert an asteroid that was on a collision course with Earth. Alice: Topping needs to be in the same category! Topper: Only if you're bad at it! Hoo-ha!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ONLY SLEPT THREE HOURS LAST NIGHT.

THAT'S NOTHING!

I USED KUNG FU TO DIVERT AN ASTEROID THAT WAS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH EARTH.

TOPPING NEEDS TO BE IN THE SAME CATEGORY!

ONLY IF YOU'RE BAD AT IT!

HOO-HA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Topping Needs to be in the Same Category"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert and his co-worker discussing a collision course with an asteroid. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dilbert reveals that he used Kung Fu to divert the asteroid, only to be met with skepticism by his coworker. The coworker suggests that topping needs to be in the same category as the asteroid, implying that Dilbert's actions were not sufficient to prevent the collision. The comic strip ends with a humorous exchange between the two characters, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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