Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th January 2015

Dilbert//9406, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 15th January 2015

Boss Uses Hickory Wand

Tags

harry potter, magic, wand, wizard, leadership, hickory branch

Official transcript

Boss: I keep saying leader-ish things, but the employees are still terrible. Catbert: Try using this hickory branch as a wand. Boss: Qualitos improvimentus! Wally: I'll be on the Harry Potter.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KEEP SAYING LEADER -ISH THINGS, BUT THE EMPLOYEES ARE STILL TERRIBLE.

TRY USING THIS HICKORY BRANCH AS A WAND.

QUALITOS IMPROVIMENTUS!

I'LL BE ON THE HARRY POTTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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