Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th January 2015

Dilbert//9407, first published 11 years ago on Friday 16th January 2015

Super Pumpedness

Tags

ceos, jargon, nausea, super pumpedness, bag, vomit

Official transcript

CEO: The quality we look for in our employees is "super pumpedness."

Alice: Blechhhh!!! I told you to bring a bag.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE QUALITY WE LOOK FOR IN OUR EMPLOYEES IS "SUPER PUMPEDNESS." BLECHHHH..!

I TOLD YOU TO BRING A BAG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Super Pumpedness"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a group of employees gathered in a conference room, where their boss announces that the quality of the employees is "super pumpedness." The employees seem puzzled and unimpressed by this statement.

However, when the boss instructs them to bring a bag, the employees become excited and start cheering. The boss is confused by their reaction and asks if they understand what he means by "super pumpedness." The employees respond by saying that they thought he meant they should bring a bag to work.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that employees might misinterpret their boss's instructions and become overly enthusiastic about something that doesn't make sense. It also highlights the importance of clear communication in the workplace.

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