Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th January 2015

Dilbert//9407, first published 11 years ago on Friday 16th January 2015

Super Pumpedness

Tags

ceos, jargon, nausea, super pumpedness, bag, vomit

Official transcript

CEO: The quality we look for in our employees is "super pumpedness."

Alice: Blechhhh!!! I told you to bring a bag.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE QUALITY WE LOOK FOR IN OUR EMPLOYEES IS "SUPER PUMPEDNESS." BLECHHHH..!

I TOLD YOU TO BRING A BAG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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