Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th January 2015

Dilbert//9411, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 20th January 2015

Ceo Succession Plan

Tags

inheritance & succession, insulting, strategy, loser, incompetent, honor, be considered

Official transcript

CEO: The board is getting on me for not having a succession plan. Find me a loser who is so incompetent that the board won't want to fire me. Boss: It's an honor to even be considered! Catbert: I was going to say that!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BOARD IS GETTING ON ME FOR NOT HAVING A SUCCESSION PLAN FIND ME A LOSER WHO IS SO INCOMPETENT THAT THE BOARD WON'T WANT TO FIRE ME.

IT'S AN HONOR TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED!

I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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