Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st January 2015

Dilbert//9412, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 21st January 2015

Designs Flying Car

Tags

business decisions, good ideas, ideas, innovation, inventions, managers, rejection, flying car, harvest ion, ion powered cars, selfie camera, sterring wheel

Official transcript

Dilbert: I designed a flying car that harvests ions from the air to power itself. We can build them for only $3,000 apiece. CEO: There's no market for ion-powered flying cars. Dilbert: I can put a selfie camera in the steering wheel. CEO: Much better. And let' say the car does not fly.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DESIGNED A FLYING CAR THAT HARVESTS IONS FROM THE AIR TO POWER ITSELF. WE CAN BUILD THEM FOR ONLY $3,000 APIECE.

THERE'S NO MARKET FOR ION-POWERED FLYING CARS.

I CAN PUT A SELFIE CAMERA IN THE STEERING WHEEL.

MUCH BETTER.

AND LET'S SAY THE CAR DOES NOT FLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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