Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th January 2015

Dilbert//9420, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 29th January 2015

Dolphin Lives In Sea Water

Tags

animal behavior, animals in captivity, dolphin, exotic pets, fish & aquatic mammals, russia, russian military, birthday clowns, drwoned, seawater, angry

Official transcript

CEO: I bought a dolphin for my daughter's birthday party. But it turned out to be a retired Russian military dolphin. It dragged one of the birthday clowns into the pool and drowned him. Dilbert: I though dolphins need to live in seawater. CEO: Maybe that's why it's so angry.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BOUGHT A DOLPHIN FOR MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE A RETIRED RUSSIAN MILITARY DOLPHIN. IT DRAGGED ONE OF THE BIRTHDAY CLOWNS INTO THE POOL AND DROWNED HIM.

I THOUGHT DOLPHINS NEED TO LIVE IN SEAWATER MAYBE THAT'S WHY IT'S SO ANGRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dolphin's Birthday Party"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between two office workers, with the first worker recounting a story about a dolphin at his daughter's birthday party.

• The dolphin was a retired Russian military dolphin, which was dragged into the pool and drowned by clowns.
• The second worker expresses concern about dolphins living in seawater, implying that they are not suited for life on land.

Key Points:

• The comic strip uses humor to highlight the absurdity of a dolphin being at a birthday party.
• The story serves as a commentary on the idea of dolphins being out of their natural habitat.
• The conversation between the two workers adds a layer of humor and irony to the situation.

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