Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th January 2015

Dilbert//9421, first published 11 years ago on Friday 30th January 2015

Dogbert Disposes Bodies

Tags

dolphin, exotic pets, hit man, murder, murder for hire, russian military, killed clown, dead bodies, disposal, expert

Official transcript

CEO: I bought a Russian military dolphin for a pet and it killed a party clown at my daughter's pool party. I need you to dispose of the body. Dogbert: The good news is that I'm an expert at getting rid of dead bodies. CEO: What's the bad news? Dogbert: Your dolphin hired me to kill you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BOUGHT A RUSSIAN MILITARY DOLPHIN FOR A PET AND IT KILLED A PARTY CLOWN AT MY DAUGHTER S POOL PARTY. I NEED TO DISPOSE OF THE BODY.

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT IM AN EXPERT AT GETTING RID OF DEAD BODIES.

WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?

YOUR DOLPHIN HIRED ME TO KILL YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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