Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th January 2015
Dilbert//9421, first published 11 years ago on Friday 30th January 2015
Dogbert Disposes Bodies
Tags
dolphin, exotic pets, hit man, murder, murder for hire, russian military, killed clown, dead bodies, disposal, expert
Official transcript
CEO: I bought a Russian military dolphin for a pet and it killed a party clown at my daughter's pool party. I need you to dispose of the body. Dogbert: The good news is that I'm an expert at getting rid of dead bodies. CEO: What's the bad news? Dogbert: Your dolphin hired me to kill you.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I BOUGHT A RUSSIAN MILITARY DOLPHIN FOR A PET AND IT KILLED A PARTY CLOWN AT MY DAUGHTER S POOL PARTY. I NEED TO DISPOSE OF THE BODY.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT IM AN EXPERT AT GETTING RID OF DEAD BODIES.
WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?
YOUR DOLPHIN HIRED ME TO KILL YOU.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Clowning Around"
Summary:
- The comic strip revolves around a man who bought a Russian military dolphin as a pet.
- However, the dolphin killed a party clown at the man's daughter's pool party.
- The man is now seeking to dispose of the dolphin's body.
- A news report announces that the man is an expert at getting rid of dead bodies, and a dolphin is hired to kill him.
- The man is shocked by the news and asks what's the bad news, only to be told that the dolphin was hired to kill him.
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