Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st January 2015

Dilbert//9422, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 31st January 2015

Dilbert for Friday 30th January 2015

Dilbert for Sunday 1st February 2015

Too Much Exposition

Tags

dolphin, exposition, hit man, murder for hire, stories, storytelling, ceo, russian dolphin, militray, smartphone, stolen, mansion

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our CEO Bought a Russian military dolphin for his daughter's pool party and it killed a party clown. Then it stole a smartphone and hired Dogbert to put a hit on the CEO so the dolphin... Garbage Man: That's way too much exposition. Dilbert: ...fill the CEO's mansion with water and live in it forever.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO BOUGHT A RUSSIAN MILITARY DOLPHIN FOR HIS DAUGHTER'S POOL PARTY AND IT KILLED A PARTY CLOWN.

THEN IT STOLE A SMARTPHONE AND HIRED DOGBERT TO PUT A HIT ON THE CEO SO THE DOLPHIN COULD ..

THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH - SITION.

. FILL THE CEO'S MANSION WITH WATER AND LIVE IN IT FOREVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert: The Russian Military Dolphin"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a Russian military dolphin that was purchased by a CEO for his daughter's pool party. However, the dolphin's presence is short-lived, as it is accidentally killed by a party clown.

The CEO, determined to make the most of the situation, decides to hire Dogbert, the CEO's butler, to put a hit on the dolphin. The CEO's motivation is to put a hit on the dolphin so that he can fill his mansion with water and live in it forever.

The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation and the CEO's eccentric behavior. It also highlights the humorous and satirical tone of the Dilbert comic strip, which often features the main character's misadventures and the absurdities of corporate life.

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