Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st January 2015

Dilbert//9422, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 31st January 2015

Too Much Exposition

Tags

dolphin, exposition, hit man, murder for hire, stories, storytelling, ceo, russian dolphin, militray, smartphone, stolen, mansion

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our CEO Bought a Russian military dolphin for his daughter's pool party and it killed a party clown. Then it stole a smartphone and hired Dogbert to put a hit on the CEO so the dolphin... Garbage Man: That's way too much exposition. Dilbert: ...fill the CEO's mansion with water and live in it forever.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO BOUGHT A RUSSIAN MILITARY DOLPHIN FOR HIS DAUGHTER'S POOL PARTY AND IT KILLED A PARTY CLOWN.

THEN IT STOLE A SMARTPHONE AND HIRED DOGBERT TO PUT A HIT ON THE CEO SO THE DOLPHIN COULD ..

THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH - SITION.

. FILL THE CEO'S MANSION WITH WATER AND LIVE IN IT FOREVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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