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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd February 2015

Dilbert//9424, first published 11 years ago on Monday 2nd February 2015

Succession Plan


Tags

corruption, power, succession


Official transcript

Catbert: Our CEO is missing, so I am activating the succession plan. You're our new CEO. The power will corrupt you in 3... 2... There it is. (The boss changes into a smelly monster)

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR CEO IS MISSING, SO I AM ACTIVATING THE SUCCESSION PLAN YOU'RE OUR NEW CEO. THE POWER WILL CORRUPT YOU IN 3... 2...

THERE IT IS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "CEO Succession Plan"

Summary:

  • The CEO is missing, and the company is in disarray.
  • The new CEO, a red cat, is introduced and promises to activate the succession plan.
  • However, the cat's plan is to use its power to corrupt everyone in 3... 2...
  • The company's employees are shocked and confused by the cat's sudden appearance and behavior.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a CEO using their power for personal gain and the absurdity of a cat taking over a company.

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