Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd February 2015

Dilbert//9425, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 3rd February 2015

The Evil Robot Business

Tags

business ethics, ceo, evil, executives, robot, sell robots, manipulate owners, titanium bolts

Official transcript

Pointy-Haired Boss Becomes CEO. Boss: We're going into the evil robot business. We'll sell robots that psychologically manipulate their owners into buying unnecessary upgrades. Evil Robot: Your neighbor got titanium bolts for his robot. I guess that's what winners do. But your way is good, too.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

POINTY-HAIRED BOSS BECOMES CEO WE'RE GOING INTO THE EVIL ROBOT BUSINESS.

WELL SELL ROBOTS THAT PSYCHOLOGICALLY MANIPULATE THEIR OWNERS INTO BUYING UNNECESSARY UPGRADES.

YOUR NEIGHBOR GOT TITANIUM BOLTS FOR HIS ROBOT. I GUESS THAT'S WHAT WINNERS DO. BUT YOUR WAY IS GOOD, TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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