Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th February 2015

Dilbert//9436, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 14th February 2015

Fifty Tips For Success

Tags

advice, career advice, obliviousness, secret, success, tech millionaire

Official transcript

Asok: A 27-year-old tech millionaire published his list of fifty things you need to do to succeed. Dilbert: In other words, he has no idea why he succeeded. Asok: Sure he does. He even has a chart of his top thirty... priorities. Okay, I hear it now.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A 27-YEAR-OLD TECH MILLIONAIRE PUBLISHED HIS LIST OF FIFTY THINGS YOU NEED TO DO TO SUCCEED.

IN OTHER WORDS, HE HAS NO IDEA WHY HE SUCCEEDED.

SURE HE DOES. HE EVEN HAS A CHART OF HIS TOP THIRTY PRIORITIES.

OKAY, I HEAR IT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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