Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th February 2015
Dilbert//9435, first published 11 years ago on Friday 13th February 2015
Knows How To Negotiate
Tags
deadlines, delivery, management, negotiating, negotiation, reorganization
Official transcript
Negotiations Continue. Salesman: I can't meet your delivery deadline unless you agree to my price today. Dilbert: If you don't agree to my price today, management is likely to do a reorg soon and change its mind about this project. Salesman: How often does that happen? Dilbert: It hasn't happened since breakfast, so we're overdue.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
NEGOTIATIONS CONTINUE I CAN'T MEET YOUR DELIVERY DEADLINE UNLESS YOU AGREE TO MY PRICE TODAY.
IF YOU DON'T AGREE TO MY PRICE TODAY, MANAGEMENT IS LIKELY TO DO A REORG SOON AND CHANGE ITS MIND ABOUT THIS PROJECT.
HOW OFTEN DOES THAT HAPPEN?
IT HASN'T HAPPENED SINCE BREAKFAST, SO WE'RE OVERDUE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Negotiations Continue"
Summary:
The comic strip depicts a meeting between a manager and an employee, where the employee is negotiating for a price adjustment. The manager is unwilling to meet the employee's request, citing that it is too late in the day to make changes. The employee is frustrated and points out that the project is already overdue, implying that the manager's refusal to negotiate is causing further delays.
Key Points:
- The employee is seeking a price adjustment.
- The manager is unwilling to meet the employee's request.
- The project is already overdue.
- The employee is frustrated with the manager's refusal to negotiate.
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