Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th February 2015

Dilbert//9439, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 17th February 2015

Elbonians Hacked Their Network

Tags

developing countries, hacker, hackers, hacking, internet, retaliation, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Elbonians hack Dilbert's company network

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE THINK ELBONIANS HACKED INTO OUR NETWORK.

THAT'S UNLIKELY.

WE MUST RESPOND PROPORTIONATELY BY HACKING THEIR ENTIRE INTERNET.

IT'S NOT MUCH OF AN INTERNET.

WHAT DO YOU NEED TO CRIPPLE IT?

A PLANE TICKET AND SCISSORS.

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