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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th February 2015

Dilbert//9440, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 18th February 2015

Sent To Disable Elbonian Internet


Tags

annoyance, binary, code, coding, developing countries, frustration, internet, technology


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Elbonians hack Dilbert's company network

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE BEEN SENT TO DISABLE THE ELBONIAN INTERNET AS RETALIATION FOR HACKING INTO OUR CORPORATE NETWORK.

ONLY OUR ELITES USE THE INTERNET.

THE REST OF US DON'T CARE. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

ZERO, ZERO, ONE, ZERO, ONE...

\1/ I WISH SOMEONE WOULD JUST DISABLE THIS THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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