Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd February 2015

Dilbert//9445, first published 11 years ago on Monday 23rd February 2015

Technical Analysis

Tags

advice, bad advice, investing, stock market, stocks, squirrel sitting, clown shoulder, technical analysis, money

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Boss gives Asok investment advice

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LESSONS IN INVESTING YOU SHOULD BUY A STOCK WHENEVER THE CHART LOOKS LIKE A SQUIRREL SITTING ON A CLOWN'S SHOULDER.

THAT'S CALLED "TECHNICAL ANALYSIS." IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT.

GOOD, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK IF EVER YONE DOES IT.

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